MVN: Most Valuable Network

One of the cool (for me at least) new features of Cards Diaspora is the ability to embed audio or 'podcasts'. I created one to explain this pic, but didn't have enough time to dick around with the code to make it happen this week. But look for that in future posts...

Yes. That's athooks with the NL MVP last week, Albert Pujols. He happened to be at an event I was at (or vice versa) and the lady on my left had no idea who he was until I told her it was Albert Pujols. She's about 8 glasses of wine in and I'm right behind her with the Maker's and water. I plead with her not to go over and interrupt AP paying for some auction item he'd won, but to no avail. She shoved Pujols' wife right out of the way and handed her camera to some unsuspecting chick with a huge purse. If he's already going to be annoyed- I might as well hop in, right? Long story short, the chick who was taking our picture almost fell down stepping backwards to get us framed up. And what did she trip on? That's right, a tampon applicator. Hanging out on the floor in all its used glory. Luckily El Hombre found the whole scene amusing- as did we and he happily snapped a couple more pics after this one.

I gripped his hand as hard as I could and am pleased to report his nerve surgery went well.

Also, I look fucking good in a suit. You have to admit that. Now some links...

• Badass little girl dribbles better than you. LINK HERE
• 15 pics you won't believe aren't Photoshopped. LINK HERE
• Mannequins with facial hair. Enough said. LINK HERE
• Cartoon propaganda posters. LINK HERE
• 10 best 'Fail' videos of all time. LINK HERE
• PETA is insane. Seriously. LINK HERE
• 6 sex myths explained through science. LINK HERE (SFW)