America: F Yeah

Joey Chestnut has won the Mustard Yellow Belt, swallowing an epic 54 dogs and buns in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest.

Pujols, Yadi, Holliday, Wainwright and Carpenter have been named NL All-Stars for the 2010 game in Anaheim.

The VP Fair is attracting huge crowds to the Arch grounds and pumping some much needed activity into downtown.

My friends, all is good this July 4th. All is GOOD.

A long time ago, in a barn far away from the Midwest, some pretty ballsy motherlovers decided that the British were a big gaping vagina and proposed we bring a world of pain on their asses.

Mission accomplished.

200 something odd years later, we’re still kicking ass. Happy birthday, America. (FYI- the video below has NSFW-language if you are unlucky and are working today…)



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