The only thing that can cut through this dense fog blanketing the St. Louis area? Incisive writing housed on Bleacher Report by yours truly. Please do me a solid and get over there via the link below and read the whole article, then come back here and give us money.
And then, in a story that proves pretty much once and for all that the Internet is the best invention ever… it looks like Big Mac signed every autograph he ever gave as a huge dong on himself. Yes, seriously. LINK HERE (HT: Fresh WC)