Fun Rams Home Opener Pics Leads Monday Ramblin’s…

The Cardinals did exactly what everyone thought they’d do over the weekend: split. Thus allowing the insane that walk among us to yes._that_is_a_stlrams_calf_tattoo._please_alert_mattsebek__on_twitpic continue to say things like ‘I can’t quit on this team until they’re mathematically eliminated’. To each their own, but looking at this team from TLR to that Salas guy, the Cardinals have the look of a team that can’t WAIT for the season to be over…

Clifton Ryan, well done sir. The last thing I was expecting to have to talk about on Monday was Leon Lett, but there you are, fumbling away 6 points at the goal line and here I am posting a link to one of the most famous plays in Super Bowl history: LINK HERE

How sad is it that the Cardinals start a series against the Cubs tonight and you couldn’t PAY me to go to that game and miss NY/BAL or SD/KC on Monday Night Football. Worse? I don’t even care what the outcome of the game is. I was so fired up for October with this team before the season started and they burned me. They burned all of us…

Some pics for you to check out from yesterday at the EJD for the Rams home opener:

1) This lady is great. Not only does she tape over the name, but X’s out the 8. LINK HERE (HT: LD)

2) This sign went up before the game, actually. But it gave the wrong impression on the way out. LINK HERE

3) These guys are burning a Larry Fitz tee before the game. I don’t know what the one dude is doing with that salute to the burning shirt, but it’s creeping us all out. LINK HERE

4) Speaking of creepy- the Mr. Softee man came barreling through the tailgates with ice cream for everyone. LINK HERE

5) This guy is actually from the northeast and travels to St. Louis for every Rams home game with his boys. In short, you are not a big Rams fan. LINK HERE

The VMA’s were last night and MTV milked the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident from 2009 for every ounce of publicity it could. She’s not pissed and he feels bad, etc, etc. Cher wore a body suit she probably shouldn’t have wore 20 years ago. Gaga won every single award that she could for her video for ‘Bad Romance‘. And all the stars came out to connect with the ‘kids’. You know why that Kanye West crap was so huge last year? Because you can’t script that. He’s a nutjob, so they put him upfront in a seat where he could be a nut. He did. Everyone won! It’s time to get the unstable stars as much leeway as possible to make compelling TV. Get them drunk. Put them down front. And watch the delay button…

More proof? Ok. Albert Pujols hit two home runs last night on national TV to take the Cardinals record for most multi-home run games in a career. Did anyone even mention that to you today? No. They didn’t. Because it doesn’t matter. The only thing we have left to root for is stats. And quite frankly, who gives a F about doing that? Hope AP finishes strong. But it doesn’t matter to me if he does or doesn’t…

Sam Bradford tossed the ball 55 times in his debut. I think it’s fair to start really watching what Coach Spags is doing here and if he’s the guy we want coaching up this talented rookie. I’m not saying we need to can the guy now, but Spags 17 games into his head coaching career seems like a guy that doesn’t stick to what he preaches. If you’re going to go off script- then you’ve got to get the W…

Arian Foster. You didn’t care about him at 12p yesterday. If you play fantasy football, 92% of you absolutely loath him today. 8% of you just found your winning lottery ticket…

Headed to Wildwood MO, formerly Grover MO, this past weekend for the first time. And I’ve got a new slogan for the town: ‘Most Inconvenient Place on Earth’. I guess it’s a suburb of KC? It’s just a haul AND you get to be on Manchester Rd for an extended period of time…

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