Jersey Shore & The Monday Ramblin’s…

Is anything worse than working up 1000 words for an article and having it just fucking vanish because you accidentally close a browser tab? You know, besides being butt raped or falsely imprisoned or being Mrs. Harry Reid at Freaknik…

Over under on Albert Pujols’ next contract: 26.5M per year. Over or Under?…

(ED NOTE: There has been some confusion on more than a few of your’s part- this article and any other article that seems to end abruptly will be continued by clicking the “Read More” button at the bottom right hand portion of this post. Look for it. I won’t call the ones that didn’t figure this out by names, but let’s start getting your shit togehter, K? I know for a fact all three of you have time to ‘read more’… PS: This is one of ‘those articles’.)

David Freese has been invited to participate on the Winter-Warm Up Caravan. You know the trip where a bunch of young guys go around the Midwest and get boozed up during the night and sign autographs and kiss babies during the day. Awkward. Turtle

Gym. Tan. Laundry. The official mantra of the Jersey Shore. Listen, you may have your reasons why you aren’t watching this show. Some of them may even be valid. But do everyone a favor and get on board. Now. The spirited bar discussions about this show should be enough in and of itself…

Facebook Vs. Twitter. To each their own. But go to your Facebook right now and see how many of your ‘Friends’ have a post similar to: “Ugh. Monday’s. I hate Mondays :(” And then realize that you can’t defriend these people like you can unfollow a Twitter Tweep. Don’t let these dregs of social media hold you back. Follow the CD on Twitter via the boxes to your right…

Raise your hand if you wish the Rams still had Kurt Warner. (*Raises hand). Who would have thought that 8 years later, Warner would be a top 3 QB in the NFL tearing up the playoffs and Marc Bulger would be the one considering retirement. I get it. He wouldn’t be doing the same thing in St. Louis. But fuck, man. You can’t watch a Cardinals game without getting beat over the head about how good the Rams used to be…

Captain Sully is a PR flacks wet dream. The TLC show about the crash into the Hudson River last night was epic. The dude was rock solid while 150 plus people are losing their shit behind him AND he’s landing a plane in a motherfucking river. Hell, he’s got almost 600K Facebook fans without even knowing what Facebook is…

Have you guys seen Avatar yet? I’ve heard some pretty fawning reviews, but for some reason I can’t muster a whole bunch of excitement for it. Can you help persuade me?…

Pitchers and catchers need to report to somewhere other than Clementines. And soon. This weather is total crap…

I’m a SIRIUS/XM guy myself, so it just came to my attention that 100.3 FM in STL is now a middle-age pop/soft rock station just like 106.5 The Arch. PPM’s or Personal People Meters are the reason 100.3 went soft rock from rap and that’s not good for people that won’t pay for radio. Pretty soon every station will be mixing Wings, Chubawumba and Nickelback for your listening ‘pleasure’…

BR Mom asked me if we had a gun rule at my work. “Yes”, I said, we do. “But you know that doesn’t prohibit a crazy fucker from coming inside and blowing rounds all over the place, right?” Her: “Oh, good point. But at least you guys have some rules.”…

In winter, I use more chap stick than normal. I really like to slather it on and it usually gets all over my facial mouth area. I guess I should be more reserved with my applications, but I feel like my lips are in a desert. Dying. And the only way to save them is to get a TON of Blistex Medicated on them pronto. But then, sometimes, I get a lipzit (a zit by the lip) and it makes me look like I’ve got a raging herpes outbreak. I post this for no other reason than to clarify that I don’t actually have herpes, just unfortunately clogged pores…

Jay Lenno didn’t work in prime time and people wonder what went wrong. It was the jokes. In fact, it was such a terrible show that I could say something like “they played in terrorist interrogation camps in Kabul” and you might not believe me- but you’d think about it for a second…

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