Hanley Ramirez hates his manager, hates trying and probably hates YOU! What, you’re working all year for what I make in one at bat? TAKE THIS!
Now that the Marlins are in town, we need to have a new nickname for the defending NL Batting Champ cum scourge of America.
Nickame 1: LOAF (Loaf Ramierz? Kind of catchy)
Nickname 2: SLOTH (He could make this cool. Promise)
Nickname 3: McCAIN’s SCOURGE (He won’t admit it… but he’s getting racist in a back room somewhere)