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Ogle Thy Enemy: Astros Edition

The Pirates Edition of Ogle Thy Enemy was an incredible success. Nearly 500 hits to that article…and 68 votes? What’s wrong with you people? Don’t pretend like you’re above this behavior now; like you’ve matured overnight? Come on.

But thanks to those who did vote and comment. Now, the results:

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Congrats to the blonde in the black tank and short jean shorts. Are they still called “jorts” on girls? More importantly, are they still called Daisy Dukes? I’m not that old, but I at least remember this masterpiece from the early 90s. Either way, she’ll be receiving a plaque in the mail, along with a free tour of the Cards Diaspora downtown office, any night of her choosing.

And major major props to the six of you who gave the lady with no head more votes than the black girl. I don’t put my forehead in the palm of my hand very often, but that did it; good job you guys.

Now on to this week’s ladies of the Astros MLBShop.com store. And there are a shitload of them:

Black T-Shirt

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Orange T-Shirt

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Headless Vest Girl!

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Black Tank #1

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Black Tank #2

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Black Tank #3 (The Pirates already traded her?)

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Black Tank #4

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V-Neck

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Mysterious Bikini Girl

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White Jersey

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Now vote!

 

 

 

And what the hell – one more bonus pic. No voting for her, since she cheated. Wonderfully.

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