Ogle Thy Enemy: Pirates Edition

Our marketing department has informed Hooks and I that we have a ton of fans who are fellow creepy old dudes, but we haven’t been catering to their demographic much lately.

So in order to meet the high standards that have been expected of you all, welcome to a new feature here at the CD – Ogle Thy Enemy.

Whenever the Cardinals start a new series, we’ll simply go to that team’s MLBshop.com site and post the pics of the models, modeling the team’s clothing. This is a lot easier than me Googling “slutty Pirates fans,” and Chris Hanson walking around the corner, into my living room – again.

Even better, you – yes you! – can vote for your favorite girl. And as always, if you have any comments, feel free to post them in the comments section below.


Black Tank & Jorts



Black Bedazzled Tank (Sofia Vergara Lite)




Headless “Plus Size” Lady