Allow me to do my Andy Rooney impersonation…ahem…
Didja ever wonder what it would have looked like if Rob Deer played for the Cardinals?
“YES! CONSTANTLY!” you say. Now here’s our answer:
Jesus, that IS Rob Deer, dressed up like a Cardinal. He cracked many fastballs in his days, so I guess reducing him to little nutcracker form kinda makes sense.
I don’t get the Beckett Nutcracker Monthly, but $60 seems like a lot for a flippin’ nutcracker. Although if you buy it and write DEER on the back, it would make for a good wiffleball home run derby or backyard horseshoes championship trophy (assuming you also replace the baseball with a mini can of Busch).
That’ll do for this year’s Twelve Days of Cardinal Crapmas. We hope you had the chance to read all of our lovely gift ideas; if not – see below for a quick link to each day. Merry Christmas to all.
First Day: Really Ugly Boat Shoes
Second Day: Bro Shirt
Third Day: Ryan Theriot Bobblehead
Fourth Day: Single Marble w/ Stand
Fifth Day: Dog-Ear Cap
Tenth Day: 10K Gold Toe Ring
Eleventh Day: Bo Hart Jersey