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The Daytona 500 Pothole Leads Monday Ramblin’s…

NASCAR has made a concerted effort to re-connect with the ‘Joe 6 Pack’ in 2010. From unified start times to behind the scene shows like Jimmy Johnson 24/7 on HBO. But throwing a pothole in the Daytona 500? That’s thinking outside the bun! Watching the end of the race roughly 331 hours after it started, I couldn’t help but wonder if Kevin Harvick had THIS running through his mind while in the lead on the last lap…

Pitchers and catchers report to Jupiter Florida this week. This week. We learned last week that the Cubs already had their catchers in camp a week early

Mardi Gras in STL this year was muted in comparison to past years. The weather has honked a big, fat dong the past 2.5 weeks and while it didn’t snow that much Saturday, you could still sense that the real pussy-whipped amongst us weren’t catching a wicked hangover for V-Day unless it was sunny and 50+. Hallmark, you’ve finally won… 

That’s called, grinding, kids…

Usher AND Gretchen Wilson open the NBA All-Star game? I missed you 2007, where the hell have you been hiding out at…

Has any sport in the history of sport been more limited by its uniforms than men’s figure skating? How many really, really talented men’s figure skaters wouldn’t go within 2 miles of a competition because they had a shred of hetro in their body? If the dudes just wore some warm-ups wouldn’t this be a more viable option for 90% of American dudes?…

There will be a new Cardinal by this time next week. But who will it be? Now that the Spring Training season is opening up- some guys need jobs…

Kids are a pack of pussies in 2010. But the adults that run schools should be punched in the gunt. Calling off school at the first sight of 2 flakes is not only weak sauce, but its making watching TV annoying as hell. I don’t need cute graphics and flashing scrolls.  I need my full screen. And hey, KSDK, it’s 2010, we’ve got the internet. We’ll check there if we need to know…

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