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Short, But Cute Man Leads Monday Ramblin’s…

Own it…

That’s the only option the Cardinals have at this point. They went to Milwaukee hot and got punched in the mouth. A 2.5 game lead in the NL Central evaporated and now they sit in second place and licking their wounds, headed to Washington. Some series over the course of a season warrant in-depth analysis. Others, not so much. And this one smells to us like it’s a little bit closer to the latter…

Jason Kidd won an NBA championship last night with the Dallas Mavericks. He’s old. How old? I once saw him play against Indiana. A Hoosier team that featured Calbert Cheaney. At The Arena

Are there 2 people that are doing more to enhance the image of cellists than these 2 dudes? LINK HERE or LINK HERE

Tons of solid people came out for the STL Komen Race for the Cure on Saturday morning. I happened to run into THIS SHIRT and thought it was worth sharing. Much like the Corpus Christi Hooks, put my name on anything and I’ll become an avid supporter…

From all accounts, Rick Horton is a nice guy. So when KSDK lost the Sunday game package from the Cardinals and FSN picked up all but about 10 games for 2011, it made sense to add staff to their broadcast to make sure they had enough talking heads to slog through the marathon that is a baseball season…

But for the love of fuck, this isn’t the River City Rascals. Rick Horton doesn’t need to be learning how to be a play-by-play man for one of the crown jewels of broadcasting jobs- ON the job. I’ve all but shit on Dan & Al on this site, hell I think one of us on this site runs Dan’s fake twitter account (I’m honestly not sure though. Seriously.) – but at least they know what the hell they’re doing. Horton’s call of Jon Jay’s catch was embarrassing. FSN knows this rotating booth is a mistake, but they won’t correct it this year because Rick’s a nice guy and they’re never going to do anything mildly controversial. But let it be known, this was a BAD idea…

It’s been 4 years (12 races) since I’ve correctly picked a Triple Crown race winner. And I’m trying. I feel like this is a record that needs to be mentioned somewhere.

There is a new world’s shortest man. I want to be friends with this guy. Pretty bad, actually. Is there a place where we could go where everyone wasn’t trying to see how awesome we were together? And since he needs like 1 beer to get wasted – everyone would be buying me shots…

Also, if you missed the big CD plug from ABC News Now, scroll down below and watch. It’s awesome. Or at least, it’s something…

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