The Fifth Day of Cardinal Crapmas

How warm do your ears really need to be this winter? If your answer is “AT ALL COSTS, INCLUDING 100% OF MY DIGNITY”, well let me introduce you to the Cardinals Dog-ear cap from


Wow. I’m trying to decide if this is a Bro hat, or something for the weenies who can’t take 35 degree weather. I guess if you keep the sticker on, it’s a Bro hat. That makes all the difference in the world.

And for the low price of $44, it’s practically free for the Bros who put it on their credit card and never pay it off.

[If this isn’t the first thing you thought of when you saw the second picture, I don’t even know you any more.]


Read Day 1 HERE

Read Day 2 HERE

Read Day 3 HERE

Read Day 4 HERE