The Ninth Day of Cardinal Crapmas

With this feature, sometimes it’s good if I ramble a bit about the crappy Cardinal gift we post. And sometimes it’s good to just sit back and admire. Let this one sink in for a few seconds:

But what are we supposed to be looking at??? (Ha ha, camouflage jokes. Ahhh.)



Trucker hat.

You didn’t think it could be done. You lost all faith in humanity – but now humanity’s back and it’s punching your balls like a speed bag.

With Matheny and Mabry on the Cardinal staff, this will probably be the new Sunday cap by May, so get used to it.