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The Winter Warm-Up: A Douchey Shirt Retrospective

The Winter Warm-Up. 

It’s like the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer to some Cardinal fans. And luckily I haven’t been since the year they introduced Tino Martinez and So Taguchi. I assumed it’d be all downhill from there, and I’m pretty sure I’m right. I enjoy saving my money, what can I say?

So by following from my computer screen, I’ve been able to notice that the million dollar athletes dress just as douchey as the $27K/year guys who hit on Trumbsy and the ML every Saturday night. The main difference is that Cardinal players can pay off a new Escalade (not to mention the Ameren bill) within their first paycheck of the year.

Don’t get me wrong. A good percentage of the Cardinals dress nice, or at least keep it simple – so not to look like assclowns ten years from now when people go back and look at the pics. But we do have a good amount of “Brah” sightings over the past four years. You’ll notice that 2008 (possibly the height of the Ed Hardy/striped shirt craze?) was a banner year for Cardinal douchiness.

Take a gander at what we collected and be sure to vote for the douchiest shirt below!

Joel Pineiro 2008

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Troy Glaus 2008

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Anthony Reyes 2008 (Qualifies via Hairdo)

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Scott Spiezio 2008

Albert Pujols 2008

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Rick Ankiel 2008

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Jason LaRue 2008 (Okay, not really douchey, but I felt the need to include this)

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Mark Mulder 2008

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Brendan Ryan 2008

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Rick Ankiel 2009 **Repeat Offender

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Ryan Ludwick 2009

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Brendan Ryan 2010 **Repeat Offender

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Trever Miller 2010 (Sorry for the tiny pic)

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Kyle Lohse 2011

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John Mozeliak 2011

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Matt Holliday 2011

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