The Winter Warm-Up.
It’s like the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer to some Cardinal fans. And luckily I haven’t been since the year they introduced Tino Martinez and So Taguchi. I assumed it’d be all downhill from there, and I’m pretty sure I’m right. I enjoy saving my money, what can I say?
So by following from my computer screen, I’ve been able to notice that the million dollar athletes dress just as douchey as the $27K/year guys who hit on Trumbsy and the ML every Saturday night. The main difference is that Cardinal players can pay off a new Escalade (not to mention the Ameren bill) within their first paycheck of the year.
Don’t get me wrong. A good percentage of the Cardinals dress nice, or at least keep it simple – so not to look like assclowns ten years from now when people go back and look at the pics. But we do have a good amount of “Brah” sightings over the past four years. You’ll notice that 2008 (possibly the height of the Ed Hardy/striped shirt craze?) was a banner year for Cardinal douchiness.
Take a gander at what we collected and be sure to vote for the douchiest shirt below!
Joel Pineiro 2008
Troy Glaus 2008
Anthony Reyes 2008 (Qualifies via Hairdo)
Scott Spiezio 2008
Albert Pujols 2008
Rick Ankiel 2008
Jason LaRue 2008 (Okay, not really douchey, but I felt the need to include this)
Mark Mulder 2008
Brendan Ryan 2008
Rick Ankiel 2009 **Repeat Offender
Ryan Ludwick 2009
Brendan Ryan 2010 **Repeat Offender
Trever Miller 2010 (Sorry for the tiny pic)
Kyle Lohse 2011
John Mozeliak 2011
Matt Holliday 2011