Chris Carpenter got a rib removed.
Unlike Manson, it wasn't so he could… well, you know.
It's to dominate the sCrUBS.
Holy. Hell. Check back later. If he does well today @ 1:30p, I might have 1500 words in me on how awesome this is.
That is a sketch of what I think Carp's rib looks like, by the way. VERY manly.