Maybe you don’t care at all about UK vs Louisville Saturday.
Probably too much. And I know people that I’m worried about. It’s been a while since I’ve got so many enjoyable text messages… and with the advent of group messaging on the iPhone, there are UK fans sending me shit that I don’t know, and probably will never meet.
Here’s a smattering of some of the things I’ve got:
Those are just the ones I thought were semi-family friendly. This is headed to a dark, dark place.
Saturday needs to get here quick.