It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.
The moment of truth.
You've bided your time. Played it tight, but smart. And you've got yourself in a heads up showdown for the tournament win.
You've got aces and eights. The turns brings a gut shot draw. Your opponent raises big. And you know what you need to do to end this.
Nah, son. You're going all MOTTE!
And before you take the time to point out that I don't know anything about poker, you're right. I just used most of those terms because I'd seen them on TV.
H/T @bosaun80 for the item.
Day 1 HERE