I know. Slacker. Jamie Garcia is going down again. Carlos Martinez is using his Twitter feed for… um… well… I guess at least he's taking selfies.
And 2 weeks without a Bachelor Live Blog? COME ON MAN.
Listen, the Internet just got turned on in the new HQ. We'll be back to a regular posting schedule starting tomorrow. Don't worry (all 4 of you) – we were off the grid for a few days, but are re-connected.
In the mean time, watch Mario Seinfeld.