There are 2 types of people in this world…
1) The people that realize Taylor Swift is the most talented human being that has ever inhabited the universe, rendering any and all future procreation completely unnecessary.
2) Mouth breathers.
At Cards Diaspora, we’ve long be on Team T-Swizzle.
So while you might have tuned into the VMA’s to see 5SOS or 5th Harmony get their :15 seconds of fame, we waited patiently for Ms. Swift to perform her new single “Shake It Off”. Then it hit us – DOYYYYEEE – we totally hadn’t checked out the video she released last week on Vevo!
Loved it. Every second of it.
Let’s rank the Taylor personas, because.
1) Boom Boom Taylor
2) Taylor Dance Practice
3) Gang-Bangin’ Taylor
4) Keds Commercial Audition B-Roll Taylor
5) Black Swan Taylor
6) Interpretive Taylor
7) Twerkin’ Taylor
8) Rah Rah Taylor
9) Ribbon Whipping Taylor
10) Space Taylor
Special shot out to Jill, Cori, Katie and Ashley for their never-ending feelings about Ms. Swift.