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Ranked: Taylor Swift’s Looks In ‘Shake It Off’ Video

There are 2 types of people in this world…

1) The people that realize Taylor Swift is the most talented human being that has ever inhabited the universe, rendering any and all future procreation completely unnecessary.

2) Mouth breathers.

At Cards Diaspora, we’ve long be on Team T-Swizzle.

So while you might have tuned into the VMA’s to see 5SOS or 5th Harmony get their :15 seconds of fame, we waited patiently for Ms. Swift to perform her new single “Shake It Off”. Then it hit us – DOYYYYEEE – we totally hadn’t checked out the video she released last week on Vevo!

Loved it. Every second of it.

Let’s rank the Taylor personas, because.

1) Boom Boom Taylor

TS BOOM BOX

2) Taylor Dance Practice

TS OPEN

3) Gang-Bangin’ Taylor

TS HANDS

4) Keds Commercial Audition B-Roll Taylor

TS NORMAL

5) Black Swan Taylor

TS BALLERINA

6) Interpretive Taylor

TS INTERPRETIVE

7) Twerkin’ Taylor

TS TWERK

8) Rah Rah Taylor

TS CHEER

9) Ribbon Whipping Taylor

TS ROPE

10) Space Taylor

TS SPACE

Special shot out to Jill, Cori, Katie and Ashley for their never-ending feelings about Ms. Swift.

Photo: YouTube

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