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It Is Thanksgiving

When you’re on the internet, you have to feed the beast. Little dudes like us can miss posting new content for a day (or three) without much blowback. And by much, I mean any. You 8 are very, very polite. But other sites? No rest. Even on Thanksgiving. That’s why you’ve been served up a […]

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Happy Skanksgiving Everybody!

Ed Note: This article was originally published in 2008 on Cards Diaspora by Mountain Fresh (nee Fresh WC) after the devastating news that Rusty’s, an Edwardsville IL ‘Skanksgiving’ tradition was shuttered. For whatever reason, this article got put up in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 & 2013 and by giving it some run again, we’ve created […]

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Chris Carpenter To “Take A Break” From Duties With Cardinals

From the New Hampshire Union-Leader via Redbird Rants, Chris Carpenter will be “taking a break” from his duties at a Special Assistant to the General Manager of the Cardinals. In a January 2014 report by the Post-Dispatch: Mozeliak announced this morning that they came to an agreement on a position, one that would not be […]

Cardinals Number Changes

J. Heyward takes 22, M. Matheny switches to 44, Carlos Martinez switches to 18 in honor of Oscar Taveras. #Cardinals pic.twitter.com/oZAELo5gFq — MLB Jersey Numbers (@NumbersMLB) November 23, 2014

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New Cardinals Player Has A Cooking Blog & YouTube Channel

The Cardinals made a move on Thursday to acquire IF Ty Kelly from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for RHP Sam Gaviglio. Kelly was also added to the Cardinals 40-man roster. Finally. A Kelly is back in St. Louis. Cardinal fans love Kelly’s. The trade in and of itself isn’t huge news. Kelly looks like […]

The Friday Links

The Friday Links + ILoveMakonnen

Some things we spend money on are necessary evils. I don’t like sending the power company money, but I also, you know, like light. Other things, though? Steals. Don’t tell the good people at Spotify that 9.99/month is pretty much the best deal I got going. Just copious amounts of music all day every day. […]

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Santa And Fredbird Want To Cook You Eggs At Ballpark Village

Family friendly posts… they’re what we’re known for, right? The Cardinals don’t want to leave any dollar left in your pocket any child unappreciated during the holiday season and have announced that for the first time, Santa Claus will be visiting Ballpark Village this December to hang with Fredbird and serve you custom omelets. Here’s […]

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Bill Mueller Hired As Cardinals Assistant Hitting Coach

The most recent memory many Cardinals fans have of Bill Mueller is his .429 batting average and 8 total bases against St. Louis in the 2004 World Series. 10 years later, he joins the team he help dismember as the assistant hitting coach serving under John Mabry. The former (2003) AL batting champ brings a […]

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Jon Lester Will Not Be A Cardinal in 2015

So Jim Bowden has a Twitter account and posted this to it yesterday: Wha? Like Jon Lester? The real Jon Lester? The guy that this was written about on Boston.com? ESPN sabermetrician Dan Szymborski crunched some numbers and determined that Lester is actually worth $145 million over six seasons, an annual average of $24.2 million. […]

Welcome To The Cardinals

Jason Heyward quickly learned what it is to be a Cardinal. w/in hours of the deal, he had calls from Wainwright, Holliday, M. Carpenter… — Peter Gammons (@pgammo) November 18, 2014

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2015 Cardinals Spring Training Information

Now that Jason Heyward is in the fold, Spring Training can’t get here soon enough. The Cardinals 28 game exhibition schedule begins on Thursday March 5th 2015. Because we exhausted every bit of off-season creativity with the posting yesterday, let’s regurgitate some talking points from the the e-mail the Cardinals just sent over: This is […]

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Your Jason Heyward Primer

Jason Heyward. He’s a Cardinal as of Monday morning. Woot. But you don’t know Jason Heyward. I mean, you know a little bit, but not a ton. And you need to cut through the crap and learn what you really want to know. So we’re here to help. Give me the basics. He’s 25. Throws […]

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Even Deadspin Likes The Heyward Trade For The Cards

Deadspin has had a good amount of fun of trolling Cardinals Nation recently. Here’s a smattering of headlines written just in the past couple of months: Bruce Bochy, the anti-Mathney Hate mail from Cardinals fans Cardinals fans get ugly in clash with Ferguson protesters Why the Cardinals suck But look – even they like the […]

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Reaction: Jason Heyward Is A Cardinal

Here’s some reaction to the blockbuster trade the Cardinals and Braves just announced. The Cardinals are shipping Shelby Miller (SP) and Tyrell Jenkins (P) to the Braves in exchange for Jason Heyward (RF) and Jordan Walden (RP). The GOOD: The BAD: The BRAVES FANS: The INTERESTING: Photo: Glogster

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Answering The Made Up Questions Of The Off-Season

Friends, it’s the fallow season. The playoffs are becoming more of a distant memory as the holidays draw closer. The weather is decidedly un-baseball. Free agency hasn’t really started. And spring training  is still about 100 days away. It’s time for sites like this to start making up shit to write about. And we’re not […]

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