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Cardinals Fans Pre-Game Party Tonight In Seattle

The Cardinals are in Seattle to play professional baseball for the first time. Exciting stuff, RIGHT? And if you happened to use this occasion to travel to the northwest (or know someone who has), I want you to be aware of a Cardinals fan pre-game party tonight. All the details from the FB invite: LINK […]

The Friday Links

1985 Biebs + The Friday Links

So this came out about a week, week and a half ago… but it’s still so good. That’s great work there. Outstanding work. Now, The Friday Links… Good dog. LINK HERE That escalated quickly. LINK HERE Printer ran out of ink. LINK HERE Destiny. LINK HERE Apples don’t have cores. LINK HERE Plot twist. LINK HERE […]

WAINWRIGHT

Road Is Where The Heart Is

Sorry for that headline. But srsly… WUT? Last week? The Cards couldn’t buy a win. Literally. 0 wins in 5 chances. All in front of dismayed onlookers that were actively wishing for different outcomes. This week? Putting a pop right in the chops of the best team in baseball. In front of dismayed onlookers that […]

CUBE

We Don’t Know Anything About The 2016 Cardinals

Not a single thing. Slippery as polytetrafluoroethene; an enigma wrapped in a riddle portrayed in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Of course they came out of an un-won week, marched right into the lion’s den and shrugged – ‘what’s the big deal, bruh’? Remember when the starting pitching was straight butt? Cards are 4-5 over those 9 […]

KEY PEELE

Cardinals Playing Like They Have A Substitute Teacher

What can you say? The Cardinals just wrapped up a winless week. A winless week where all games were played at home. A winless week immediately following their best week of the season. A winless week while getting 5 serviceable to good starts from the starters. A video clip that sums up 2016, so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnmX4f6VBRw […]

JONES

Texas Has Not Been Kind To St. Louis In 2016

So there’s this one play that many residents of St. Louis remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEOZpdp9bo Hard to believe that we’re approaching the 5 year anniversary of that moment, but here we are. It’s taken a while, but in 2016 it looks like the whole state of Texas has apparently banded together to make sure that we don’t […]

RASMUS

Colby Rasmus Returns To St. Louis; Hits Home Run

Is there a way to trade in the rest of the home games for some extra road ones? After getting beat by the Astros 5-2 on Tuesday night, the Cards have now posted a 15-17 record in St. Louis thus far in 2016 and will have to win 3 of the next 4 in order […]

HOLLIDAY

Cardinals Went To Pittsburgh And Did Work

Hello there, beautiful. The Cardinals went to Pittsburgh on Friday tied for 2nd in the NL Central and awake in their St. Louis crash pads Monday with a three game lead on the Pirates, completing what has been – by a wide margin – the best week of the year so far. We didn’t even […]

YADI

Cardinals Get To 4 Games Over .500 For First Time In 2016

Like two ships passing in the night, the Cardinals were able to salvage a series win against the very bad Reds on Thursday night with good starting pitching ANNNNND timely hitting. I’ll pause here if you need to grab a tissue. It’s been a grind to get through the first 60 games. But somehow, some […]

MLB DRAFT

The Dummies Guide To The Cardinals 2016 Draft (So Far…)

The MLB first-year player draft started with round 1 picks on Thursday night. What, you didn’t know? It’s cool. Promise it doesn’t make you less of a Cardinals fan. Unlike NFL or NBA draftees – you’re not going to see these players for at least a few years (if ever) playing ball in St. Louis. Unlike […]

VOTTO

You Have Losses And Then You Have Losses

There’s no way to know how many ‘THIS COULD BE THE TURNING POINT OF THE SEASON’ articles/blogs were started then quickly abandoned in a 10-minute minute span earlier tonight. My guess? More than a couple. After the Cardinals blew a flat through 7 innings (trailing 6-1 to the very, very bad Reds), the boys punched […]

WONG

Kolten Wong Hopefully Will Find His Fun In Memphis

On multiple occasions Saturday evening, Joe Buck told a national viewing audience on FS1 that Kolten Wong was – and I’m paraphrasing here – a talented baseball player that will be an impactful part of the Cardinals for some time to come. Wong promptly supermaned a play to his right to punctuate probably the best win […]

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