Cardinals 2016 Schedule Almost Done; No Pujols

According to, the 2016 Cardinals schedule is almost finalized. You have 2 big questions, so let’s get those out of the way now: 1) Will Pujols be coming to St. Louis?  No. 2) Will the Cardinals have any weekend home games against the Cubs? No. The schedule makers won’t comment on the the 2016 slate […]


Cardinals Get Creamed Twice In Same Game – Somehow It Was Still Watchable

It’s a Thursday night in the middle of August. The Cardinals are 33 games above .500, 7 games up on the division and going for a sweep against the team that is ‘chasing’ them. Lance Lynn gets the start and lasts 2/3 of an inning before getting pulled. The Cardinals are down 7 runs before […]

The Friday Links

Cute Overload + The Friday Links

I was going to post a real weird video today. Real weird. But then I came across a video of a bunny and fawn playing in the backyard of a YMCA and, well, it’s Friday. So here’s that: Now, The Friday Links… The Beatles changed everything. LINK HERE Massages be link… LINK HERE Everyday […]

Cardinals HOF

Cardinals To Induct 2015 Hall Of Fame Class This Saturday

The St. Louis Cardinals will induct their 2nd annual HOF class this Saturday during a ceremony at Ballpark Village prior to the evening game against the Marlins. Inductees:  Ted Simmons Bob Forsch Curt Flood George Kissell The HOF currently has 26 members, not including the inductees mentioned above. Information: SAT AUG 15 @ 2p CT […]


Not Quite A Defensive Baseball Showcase

If you watched the Cardinals/Pirates game on Wednesday night looking for a pitchers duel between Mike Wacha and Gerrit Cole… you got one. Just happened to be one of tempers. Wacha game out victorious, as he was just disappointed in his defense. While Cole was (probably) about to go Enemkpali in the locker room after […]


Cardinals Really Want To Talk To Us

Dear Cardinals, I can’t remember a time when you weren’t in my life. I’ve known you for decades – literally. And I hoped that we’d be close enough by now for you to know that if you want to talk, we can talk. You don’t have to ask permission. Also, when’d we get so formal? […]


The Exact Moment Carlos Martinez Became My Favorite ’15 Cardinal

It wasn’t shaping up well Tuesday night for the Cardinals against the Pirates Carlos Martinez gave up 3 runs in the first 4 innings and needed 2 double plays to get out of jams later in the game. In total, 9 times the Pirates came to the plate with runners in scoring position Now if you’d […]


The Only Option Left Is To Grind Runs Home

In the top of the 2nd inning during Sunday’s game against the Brewers, Jason Heyward led off with a double against Jimmy Nelson. The Cardinals were gunning for a sweep and putting a run up early against a team that hadn’t scored all weekend to that point would have been big. Randal Grichuk comes up […]


Observations From My First Time At Miller Park

Made it to Miller Park for the very first time on Sunday afternoon. The Cardinals played the Brewers in baseball. Here are some observations and pics: 1) It’s a tall stadium, this Miller Park. And now that I’ve been to Milwaukee for the first time, I think it might be one of the tallest buildings […]

The Friday Links

Bubble Blowers + The Friday Links

The internet has everything. I thought I remembered a video from Gizmodo this week with a bubble machine, so I searched for it on YouTube and found this guy instead. Hope you enjoyed. And now the Friday Links… Is he wrong, though? LINK HERE Good bossing. LINK HERE Problem solved. LINK HERE Mambo #5. […]


Cardinals Win And Finally Get To 30 Games Over .500

The Cardinals have been teasing the 30 games over .500 mark for a couple of weeks now, but finally got there with a 3-0 win over the Reds Thursday afternoon. Next stop, +35. And with the Brewers on tap for 3, the Cardinals can do some more work towards locking up the best record in […]


The Cardinals Are Terrible Against Aroldis Chapman

I got put down a rabbit hole. I knew it was bad. D Goold typed a bunch of words about it. But being a Cardinals apologist, I tried to dig into the stats and find a silver lining. It didn’t go well. 2015: 1 for 17 so far this season, with the lone hit being […]


Brandon Moss Gets Real; Cardinals Fans Should Probably Worry

The St. Louis Cardinals rank 24th in home runs. They rank 18th in slugging. A poor week (like the one they’ve already started) could plummet these rankings even lower. This is a team that lacked offensive punch before the trading deadline. And if you think Brandon Moss was going to help the problem, then he’s got […]