Cardinals Sweep Braves – Move Back To .500 For The Season

The Cardinals brought back stasis to the universe by sweeping the Atlanta Braves in a three game set and getting back to .500 on the season. We learned many things over the first full weekend of regular season games, but none more concretely than these two teams would probably take a hour to cook minute […]


Learning How To Live As Baseball’s Evil Empire

I went to a high school that was about 20-25 minutes away from where I grew up. Met some of my best friends to this day there. Made a million great memories. But. BUT. The first year and a half or so of my time at this high school was awful. I think I knew […]


The Cardinals ‘Ultimate Fan Video Contest’ Winner Is The Same Winner As Last Year

Let me be clear: I am not here to hate. The Cardinals held their 2nd annual ‘Ultimate Fan Video Contest’ for a chance to have an “ultimate opening day experience”. This is your winner: That video was made by one Robbie Sondag. And Mr. Sondag will (presumably) be enjoying a nice little opening day […]

The Friday Links

‘Go!’ (LA) + The Friday Links

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m ready for the baseball season to start! Enough of these spring training games that don’t count, right? It’s time for the real action. And tonight in Atlanta, the 2016 regular season will finally begin. Baseball is BACK! Until Opening Night gets under way, take a look at […]


Are Our Cardinals Fears Turning Into Reality?

I was going to say that the season couldn’t have started any worse. Losing your first three games to a division rival while striking out 37 times? But then the Padres happened. So, silver linings, I suppose. But I can’t help but look at this and feel not so great: To everyone screaming ‘IT’S ONLY […]


Paul McCartney Is Coming To Busch Stadium

We’ve been getting teased with a big announcement for a couple of days now. And now the news is officially official… After a five summer hiatus, the Cardinals home venue will host a concert. Sir Paul McCartney, in fact, on SAT AUG 13, his first show in the STL area since 2012. Busch Stadium has hosted […]


Cardinals Fans Hate Losing But They Really Loath Bunting

The UConn women’s team they ain’t. It took extra innings Tuesday night, but the Cardinals were able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 0-162 is still in play. Ok, ok. The loss isn’t the end of the world. The Pirates are a good team. The temperature hasn’t gotten above 50 degrees in either […]


The Cardinals Appear To Be Forgetting The Best Movie Ever Made

John Goodman films ranked: Big Lebowski O Brother, Where Art Thou The Babe King Ralph Revenge of the Nerds Everything else The Cardinals are having a night (JUL 6 to be exact) where they fête St. Louis’ movie star son. Let’s hear more from the team: The veteran star of the big and small screen, including Argo, […]


What’d We Learn From The Cardinals Opening Day Loss @ Pittsburgh?

The Cardinals picked up 2016 where they left off 2015 and lost to the Pirates four to one Sunday afternoon in Pittsburgh. They will have to stew on it until game 2 begins on Tuesday night. The franchise is now 2-8 in their last 10 Opening Days. They are also in last place in the […]


10 St. Louis Cardinals Opening Day Facts You May Not Know

It’s Opening Day! The time for predictions, think-pieces, analysis and betting is over. The Cardinals will send Matt Carpenter to the box today at 12p CT and the MLB season will begin. The Cardinals and Pirates both expect to be in contention for a playoff berth in 2016, so this is an early test for […]