Cardinals Win Weekend Series, Lose Bad On Father’s Day

There are ‘happy flights‘ and then there are some less happy. The Cardinals are enjoying their off day in Miami, but the stench of that 9-2 beating on Sunday afternoon is still wafting around Cardinals Nation. After scoring 22 runs in 2 games, the Cardinals were primed to sweep the struggling Phillies. With Mike Wacha […]


A Random Safeco Field Review

I went to Seattle and watched a baseball game in Safeco Field. Here’s what you need to know: 1) The Seattle Mariners play the baseball in Safeco Field. Currently they are 32-38 and embroiled in another lost season. They aren’t on national TV much (and that might be generous). Any hope from their 87-75 2014 […]

Cardinals Visiting MLB-Worst Phillies Over The Weekend

While the St. Louis Cardinals organization is in the crosshairs of an off-the-field hacking scandal, the production on-the-field seems to be unfazed. Winners of five of their last six, the Cardinals have their series finale against the Minnesota Twins today before heading into the weekend with baseball’s best record. And the wins should continue to […]


Cardinals Forgot To Pack Bats For Minnesota

The more things change, the more they stay the same. With all the news this week around the Cardinals, it’s easy to forget that they’re still playing games. But Wednesday night they made a rare Minneapolis appearance and trotted out the same tired tropes that have plagued the team over the past few years. Light hitting? […]


So, Wait, Adam Wainwright Isn’t Done In 2015?

I hope this Cardinals team has a camera crew documenting this season. As if the Cardinals week hasn’t been newsworthy enough, today we learn that staff ace Adam Wainwright – long thought out until spring training ’16 – is eyeing a comeback before the end of the ’15 season. For reals? So says The Commish […]


“Yeah, But They Cheat” – Another Season Under A Cloud

“Yeah, but they cheat” – the response to every single argument you have about Cardinals baseball the rest of the year to someone who isn’t a fan of the team. +++++ Last night after work, out of habit more than anything, I turned on the 6p SportsCenter. With 2 hours before the NBA Finals GM6, […]


The Best Cardinals FBI Related Tweets… So Far

When you have the New England Patriots of baseball under investigation by the FBI… you’re going to see some things on Twitter that you have to admit (begrudgingly) are damn funny/clever/interesting. Hell, stuff like this was out there before this latest scandal broke: Here’s what the Internet has offered up so far: Ok, OK… now […]


Cardinals Official Statement On FBI Investigation

I hope you didn’t click on this expecting much. Here we go… The St. Louis Cardinals are aware of the investigation into the security breach of the Houston Astros’ database.  The team has fully cooperated with the investigation and will continue to do so.  Given that this is an ongoing federal investigation, it is not […]


Welcome To Tom Brady’s Hell, Cardinals Nation (UPDATING)

In the grand scheme of things, if you think the Patriots 45-7 beatdown of the Colts in the 2015 AFC Championship game was because the game balls were a fraction below the allowed PSI, you’re either a troll or an idiot. And if you think that the Cardinals success the past success the past few […]


Jamie Garcia Leads Monday Ramblin’s…

From the swallow hard department: Jaime Gracia looks unbelievable this season. His gem on Friday night was as good a pitching performance as we’ve seen a Cardinals player have in 2015 and that’s a very high bar. He’s now started 5 games and has and ERA of 2.06. He’s walked only 5 in 35 innings […]

The Friday Links

100 Places of Dance + The Friday Links

Kids in high school these days, man. They do stuff. And not, like, the same kind of stuff that we did. Real stuff. This particular kid is living his ideal life on YouTube. And his latest video is pretty dope. All I did was try and beat Oregon Trail. Which you can play right here. […]


The Top 5 Picks Of The ’15 STL Cards Draft

We’ve often maintained the position around these Internet mean streets that we don’t give much of a rip about MiLB baseball. Unless they’re helping the St. Louis Cardinals win baseball games… they’re not helping the St. Louis Cardinals win baseball games. See ya when you make it to the show. We’ll write stupid things about […]


Cardinals Entering The Danger Zone

Already ballin’ on borrowed time, the Cardinals went to Denver and lost as many games (2) as stars to the DL (2). How about a little soundtrack for the rest of this post? Take it away Kenny… The Cardinals have a day off on Thursday before starting 7 games straight against 2 of the […]