We Don’t Know Anything About The 2016 Cardinals

Not a single thing. Slippery as polytetrafluoroethene; an enigma wrapped in a riddle portrayed in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Of course they came out of an un-won week, marched right into the lion’s den and shrugged – ‘what’s the big deal, bruh’? Remember when the starting pitching was straight butt? Cards are 4-5 over those 9 […]

Can the Cardinals still win the 2016 NL Central?

The St. Louis Cardinals are losing ground in the National League Central. Do they have what it takes to prove the online sportsbooks, who peg them at around +1100 to win the division, and most pundits wrong and win the division? The Chicago Cubs are flying this year and aren’t showing any signs of slowing […]


Cardinals Playing Like They Have A Substitute Teacher

What can you say? The Cardinals just wrapped up a winless week. A winless week where all games were played at home. A winless week immediately following their best week of the season. A winless week while getting 5 serviceable to good starts from the starters. A video clip that sums up 2016, so far: […]


Texas Has Not Been Kind To St. Louis In 2016

So there’s this one play that many residents of St. Louis remember: Hard to believe that we’re approaching the 5 year anniversary of that moment, but here we are. It’s taken a while, but in 2016 it looks like the whole state of Texas has apparently banded together to make sure that we don’t […]


Colby Rasmus Returns To St. Louis; Hits Home Run

Is there a way to trade in the rest of the home games for some extra road ones? After getting beat by the Astros 5-2 on Tuesday night, the Cards have now posted a 15-17 record in St. Louis thus far in 2016 and will have to win 3 of the next 4 in order […]


Cardinals Went To Pittsburgh And Did Work

Hello there, beautiful. The Cardinals went to Pittsburgh on Friday tied for 2nd in the NL Central and awake in their St. Louis crash pads Monday with a three game lead on the Pirates, completing what has been – by a wide margin – the best week of the year so far. We didn’t even […]


Cardinals Get To 4 Games Over .500 For First Time In 2016

Like two ships passing in the night, the Cardinals were able to salvage a series win against the very bad Reds on Thursday night with good starting pitching ANNNNND timely hitting. I’ll pause here if you need to grab a tissue. It’s been a grind to get through the first 60 games. But somehow, some […]


The Dummies Guide To The Cardinals 2016 Draft (So Far…)

The MLB first-year player draft started with round 1 picks on Thursday night. What, you didn’t know? It’s cool. Promise it doesn’t make you less of a Cardinals fan. Unlike NFL or NBA draftees – you’re not going to see these players for at least a few years (if ever) playing ball in St. Louis. Unlike […]

CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 5:  Jake Arrieta #49 of the Chicago Cubs pitches in the first inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Wrigley Field on June 5, 2016 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

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You Have Losses And Then You Have Losses

There’s no way to know how many ‘THIS COULD BE THE TURNING POINT OF THE SEASON’ articles/blogs were started then quickly abandoned in a 10-minute minute span earlier tonight. My guess? More than a couple. After the Cardinals blew a flat through 7 innings (trailing 6-1 to the very, very bad Reds), the boys punched […]


Kolten Wong Hopefully Will Find His Fun In Memphis

On multiple occasions Saturday evening, Joe Buck told a national viewing audience on FS1 that Kolten Wong was – and I’m paraphrasing here – a talented baseball player that will be an impactful part of the Cardinals for some time to come. Wong promptly supermaned a play to his right to punctuate probably the best win […]


Rick Ankiel Hired By Fox Sports Midwest As Studio Analyst

And he’s set to make his debut @ 5:30p on TUE JUN 7 before the Cardinals take on the Cincinnati Reds. If you have a wife, girlfriend or friend w/ benefits, please know that this is your final warning. You have 3+ days to move her to another city, otherwise… well, you won’t have a […]

The Friday Links

Jim Carrey Commencement Address + The Friday Links

It’s graduation season. Over the past few weeks (or over the next few), you’ll probably know at least one person that is graduating from somewhere. And it got me thinking about commencement speeches. You may have seen this, you may have not, but – surprisingly – one of the best commencement speeches I’ve come across […]