The Cardinals Are Terrible Against Aroldis Chapman

I got put down a rabbit hole. I knew it was bad. D Goold typed a bunch of words about it. But being a Cardinals apologist, I tried to dig into the stats and find a silver lining. It didn’t go well. 2015: 1 for 17 so far this season, with the lone hit being […]


Brandon Moss Gets Real; Cardinals Fans Should Probably Worry

The St. Louis Cardinals rank 24th in home runs. They rank 18th in slugging. A poor week (like the one they’ve already started) could plummet these rankings even lower. This is a team that lacked offensive punch before the trading deadline. And if you think Brandon Moss was going to help the problem, then he’s got […]


Busch Stadium Has Installed Retina Scanners In Clubhouse

Inspired by Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation’s huge opening weekend? The St. Louis Cardinals appear to have been. Because now the Busch Stadium clubhouse has installed retina scanners: Your browser does not support iframes. That’s for real. The Cardinals are believed to be the first MLB team with iris biometric screening. It’s not immediately clear when […]


Let’s Try Something New With Kozma And Cruz

The Cardinals sport the best record in baseball and will be playing games in October because, you know, that’s what they do. Meanwhile, 29 other teams are in fights of varying winability for postseason positions. Unfortunately, not everyone can make the tournament. Some franchises are worse than others when it comes to competing for championships. To […]


Cardinals Check Off Rockies; Have A Week Ahead

It’s the time of year when you start checking off teams. The Cardinals and Rockies will not play again in 2015, finishing the season series with 4 wins and 3 losses on the ledger for St. Louis. With a current record of 44-59 the Rockies will not be participating in postseason baseball, disappointing fans of […]

The Friday Links

Entering 1,000 Contests + The Friday Links

So it’s trading deadline day. You’re stressed. Will the Cardinals make another move? They have to make another move, right? Will the Cubs or Pirates improve themselves? The Giants and Nationals aren’t messing around this year. Everyone is on the block! Why can’t we get someone?! Anyone?! AHHHHHH. Let’s take your mind off it for […]

Cardinals Acquire Moss Prior To Deadline, Fortify MLB-Best Roster Entering August

As the Major League Baseball trade deadline approaches, the St. Louis Cardinals were forced to make a move due to outfielder Matt Holliday’s injury Wednesday night. Luckily for the Redbirds, they were able to strike a deal relatively quickly with the Cleveland Indians, bringing in Brandon Moss for pitching prospect Rob Kaminsky. Moss has struggled […]


Cardinals Deal Kaminsky For Moss; Everyone’s Angry – Should We Be?

The St. Louis Cardinals have traded RHP Rob Kaminsky to the Cleveland Indians for 1B/OF Brandon Moss. Kaminsky is currently ranked #88 in the list of best overall MLB prospects according to Brandon Moss is a 1X All-Star and a career .243 hitter with 106 HRs and a 7.0 oWAR over 7+ seasons. In […]


No Way Cardinals Are Riding & Dying With This Current Offense

So you’re Jaime Garcia. You’re back after nursing a groin pull back to health for over a month. And while your teammates weren’t doing much offensively during your 7 previous starts in 2015 you figured that some time away would give the Cardinals management (and players) opportunity to sort things out. Nah, bruh. For the […]


USMNT To Play World Cup Qualifier In Busch Stadium NOV 13

Yes, this is a big deal. St. Louis has been the home to some huge soccer matches over the past several years including recent visits by the USWNT, Real Madrid, Manchester City and Chelsea F.C. to name a few. Nothing against any of these footballing contests, but they were missing something… Counting. With the announcement […]


The Losses Showing Why The ’15 Cardinals Should Be Feared

The Cardinals lost 3-2 Sunday afternoon. It’s another example of why the 2015 should be favored to win the 2015 World Series. +++++ The Cardinals missed their chance to complete the sweep and push to 30 games over .500 for the first time in 2015 with a frustrating loss. 2 for 9 with RISP and […]