Total Guesses On What’s Going On With The Cardinals Social Media Accounts

It’s been a rough week for the Cardinals social accounts. Specifically, they can’t seem to tell the difference between Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati and Busch Stadium in St. Louis. I mean, when you’re making front page news on STLToday just below Sir Paul, chances are the weekend can’t get here soon enough: On […]

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A Great Prank + The Friday Links

Sometimes you have an idea. And it’s a great idea. Taking fake book covers on the subway is a great idea. Not only that, but in a YouTube world where every prank video has to be more over the top than the last, sometimes a muted approach is appreciated. Even better the second time, […]

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A Loss Won’t Kill The Cardinals; Losses Will

Trust me, I know. The Cubs have started this season on an absolute tear. And have already pushed the Cardinals into a 3 game hole in the NL Central. After the Reds jumped out to a 1-0 lead in the first last night, the Cubs proceeded to pound out 9 runs over the next four […]


All Of A Sudden The Cardinals Starting Pitching Safety Net Is Shrinking

When Lance Lynn underwent Tommy John surgery, the Cardinals appeared to be as prepared as a major league team can be to absorb the loss of an entire season from a starting pitcher slash innings eater. Adam Wainwright was back in the rotation after missing most of the 2015 season. They went out and signed […]


Cardinals Fans Are Proving Too Passionate For Good Wi-Fi

Cardinals Nation has never been shy about patting itself on the collective back. Sometimes, though, it’s warranted. Perry Yee is the Cardinals IT Director and he was recently asked about Wi-Fi connectivity at Busch Stadium. More specifically, why Busch Stadium still doesn’t have full Wi-Fi up and running for the fans. In his answer lies […]

The St. Louis Cardinals stand for the National Anthem while an American Bald Eagle flys around Busch Stadium before a game against the Cincinnati Reds on Opening Day in St. Louis on April 7, 2014. UPI/Bill Greenblatt

Everything You Need To Know For The Cardinals Home Opener 2016

The Cardinals sent over what has to be one of the longest press releases in the history of press releases last week. I ran it through Microsoft Word and it clocked in at 5,270 words. It’s Opening Day at Busch Stadium. You want the good stuff. You don’t have time for Infinite Jest. So let’s […]


The Cardinals Have Not Been Good In Home Openers @ Busch Stadium III

Last week we talked about the Cardinals struggles on Opening Day of the season. With their loss to the Pirates 8 days ago, the Cardinals are now 2-8 in the last 10 first games. Not to be Deb Downer about home openers as well… but since Busch Stadium opened in 2006, the Cardinals are 3-7 […]


Cardinals Sweep Braves – Move Back To .500 For The Season

The Cardinals brought back stasis to the universe by sweeping the Atlanta Braves in a three game set and getting back to .500 on the season. We learned many things over the first full weekend of regular season games, but none more concretely than these two teams would probably take a hour to cook minute […]


Learning How To Live As Baseball’s Evil Empire

I went to a high school that was about 20-25 minutes away from where I grew up. Met some of my best friends to this day there. Made a million great memories. But. BUT. The first year and a half or so of my time at this high school was awful. I think I knew […]


The Cardinals ‘Ultimate Fan Video Contest’ Winner Is The Same Winner As Last Year

Let me be clear: I am not here to hate. The Cardinals held their 2nd annual ‘Ultimate Fan Video Contest’ for a chance to have an “ultimate opening day experience”. This is your winner: That video was made by one Robbie Sondag. And Mr. Sondag will (presumably) be enjoying a nice little opening day […]

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‘Go!’ (LA) + The Friday Links

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m ready for the baseball season to start! Enough of these spring training games that don’t count, right? It’s time for the real action. And tonight in Atlanta, the 2016 regular season will finally begin. Baseball is BACK! Until Opening Night gets under way, take a look at […]


Are Our Cardinals Fears Turning Into Reality?

I was going to say that the season couldn’t have started any worse. Losing your first three games to a division rival while striking out 37 times? But then the Padres happened. So, silver linings, I suppose. But I can’t help but look at this and feel not so great: To everyone screaming ‘IT’S ONLY […]