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WAINRIGHT DUCK

Adam Wainwright Is The Conductor

You know those rumble strips they build into every new stretch of highway? Great idea. If you’re veering off the road a little too far, they make a sound like humongous wasp is attacking while simultaneously turning your steering wheel into jackhammer handles. The adrenaline starts pumping and you get that sporty little bad boy […]

The Friday Links

The Friday Links

A little plug, if you don’t mind. This coming Thursday our friends at Coolfire are putting on their 7th annual pinewood derby to benefit The Coolfire Foundation. Even if you can’t enter a car, show up and watch if you’re in St. Louis. It’s a party. Plus the announcement video is pretty sick: Now, the […]

Pujols HR

Albert Pujols Approaches 500 HRs… And Nobody Cares

Sometimes you read a piece and it says everything you feel. Bob Nightengale does just that with an article from the USA Today on Albert Pujols and his pending milestone 500th homerun. The reason the Angels were able to justify (at least to themselves) that Albert was worth the 240 million dollar contract they offered […]

2013 In Review

The 6 Biggest CD Posts From 2013

The beauty of the internet is that every move, every click, every action – they're all trackable.  So when you're looking to mail in a year review column, you can just sort by hits, pick out the top posts and then re-post them to get even more hits. Everyone wins! It's time for the Cards […]

FESTIVUS

Cards Diaspora In Huffington Post (Again)

Dang it. Totally forgot to promote this when it was actually, you know, relevant.  It the (now, I guess) annual Sports Festivus 'Airing of Grievances'. And for a second straight year, they asked us what we wanted included on behalf of Cardinal Nation.  Click the image below to see the whole slide show. And if […]

COOKIES

On The Twelfth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 12 So we made it. 12 days. 12 items. All things you can get online (with one exception […]

PlusSize

On The Eleventh Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 11 Cardinals Crapmas doesn't just celebrate crappy items, it also celebrates crappy ethos. Case in point, 'Plus Size' […]

HAIR

On The Tenth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 10 Maybe I shouldn't have been blown away that there are people out there buying and (shiver) wearing […]

LIL TEAMMATES

On The Ninth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 9 Toys generally don't make any sense.  Some cursory research reveled that this Christmas parents were fighting over […]

SEAT ORNAMENT

On The Eighth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 8 If we're being real here, the low hanging fruit of Cardinals Crapmas is the ornament. Everyone has […]

BOOTS

On The Seventh Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 7 So let's talk about your daughter.  You love her, right? I mean it seems like you do. […]

ORNAMENT

On The Sixth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 6 Come to think of it, putting fake things in trees is kind of like putting fake things […]

GNOME

On The Fifth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 5 So I did a little research on Garden Gnomes.  And it turns out that the little guys […]

QUILT

On The Fourth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post.  DAY 4 Guys, it's time to quit our jobs. No, we're not going to win the lottery. No, we're […]

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