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The 4th of July weekend is coming quickly upon us and our friends at Ticket Network are running a special promotion to celebrate our Independence Day! Use promo code USA25OFF to take $25 on all orders over $150.00*. If you can’t save the world from an alien extinction this 4th of July, at least you can save some […]

HAZELBAKER

Let’s Talk About That Hazelbaker Brawl

You’ve seen the video by now, right? Monday night, Jeremy Hazelbaker and the Memphis Redbirds were playing the New Orleans Zephyrs when this happened: Considering the catcher was set up pretty low, pitcher Jose Urena most likely went upstairs to send a message. Probably didn’t intend to get that close to the dome of Hazelbaker… […]

ST LOUIS, MO - OCTOBER 17:  St. Louis Cardinals fans hold up a sign as the Cardinals take on the San Francisco Giants in Game Three of the National League Championship Series at Busch Stadium on October 17, 2012 in St Louis, Missouri.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Cardinals Fans Can Be Counted On

Let’s pour a little out for the Cardinals writers and reporters, especially the ones that are getting paid. I know, I know – these men and women get actual money to think and write words on baseball games. But good writing (for the most part) is about telling a good story. And the 2016 Cardinals […]

BOSTON, MA - SEPTEMBER 28: Derek Jeter #2 of the New York Yankees speaks with David Ortiz #34 of the Boston Red Sox prior to the last game of the season at Fenway Park on September 28, 2014 in Boston, Massachusetts.  (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

MLB Farewell Tour: David Ortiz vs Derek Jeter

Two years ago, future Hall of Famer Derek Jeter was making his final appearances at MLB stadiums across the nation. Fans far and wide were lining up at the gates of each American League ballpark and a handful of National League stadiums to see the career-long Yankee shortstop play in that particular city one final […]

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Cardinals Fans Pre-Game Party Tonight In Seattle

The Cardinals are in Seattle to play professional baseball for the first time. Exciting stuff, RIGHT? And if you happened to use this occasion to travel to the northwest (or know someone who has), I want you to be aware of a Cardinals fan pre-game party tonight. All the details from the FB invite: LINK […]

The Friday Links

1985 Biebs + The Friday Links

So this came out about a week, week and a half ago… but it’s still so good. That’s great work there. Outstanding work. Now, The Friday Links… Good dog. LINK HERE That escalated quickly. LINK HERE Printer ran out of ink. LINK HERE Destiny. LINK HERE Apples don’t have cores. LINK HERE Plot twist. LINK HERE […]

WAINWRIGHT

Road Is Where The Heart Is

Sorry for that headline. But srsly… WUT? Last week? The Cards couldn’t buy a win. Literally. 0 wins in 5 chances. All in front of dismayed onlookers that were actively wishing for different outcomes. This week? Putting a pop right in the chops of the best team in baseball. In front of dismayed onlookers that […]

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We Don’t Know Anything About The 2016 Cardinals

Not a single thing. Slippery as polytetrafluoroethene; an enigma wrapped in a riddle portrayed in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Of course they came out of an un-won week, marched right into the lion’s den and shrugged – ‘what’s the big deal, bruh’? Remember when the starting pitching was straight butt? Cards are 4-5 over those 9 […]

Can the Cardinals still win the 2016 NL Central?

The St. Louis Cardinals are losing ground in the National League Central. Do they have what it takes to prove the online sportsbooks, who peg them at around +1100 to win the division, and most pundits wrong and win the division? The Chicago Cubs are flying this year and aren’t showing any signs of slowing […]

KEY PEELE

Cardinals Playing Like They Have A Substitute Teacher

What can you say? The Cardinals just wrapped up a winless week. A winless week where all games were played at home. A winless week immediately following their best week of the season. A winless week while getting 5 serviceable to good starts from the starters. A video clip that sums up 2016, so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnmX4f6VBRw […]

JONES

Texas Has Not Been Kind To St. Louis In 2016

So there’s this one play that many residents of St. Louis remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEOZpdp9bo Hard to believe that we’re approaching the 5 year anniversary of that moment, but here we are. It’s taken a while, but in 2016 it looks like the whole state of Texas has apparently banded together to make sure that we don’t […]

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Colby Rasmus Returns To St. Louis; Hits Home Run

Is there a way to trade in the rest of the home games for some extra road ones? After getting beat by the Astros 5-2 on Tuesday night, the Cards have now posted a 15-17 record in St. Louis thus far in 2016 and will have to win 3 of the next 4 in order […]

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Cardinals Went To Pittsburgh And Did Work

Hello there, beautiful. The Cardinals went to Pittsburgh on Friday tied for 2nd in the NL Central and awake in their St. Louis crash pads Monday with a three game lead on the Pirates, completing what has been – by a wide margin – the best week of the year so far. We didn’t even […]

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